In Norway in a remoteish place with only dialup. And the phone socket is behind the hoover. Don’t worry, it’s a built in hoover. And well, there’s been a little too much to do to get round to this. So there you go. I will, however, write up some more Obvious Things About Norway when I get home.
But who’d have thought one would find a submarine there? And why are there so many strawberries?